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The R&D professions are abuzz from electrifying new developments in the harnessing of a new system which could capture Hot Flash thermal energy of menopausal adult females. Laboratory testing has indicated that adult females will shortly be equipped with an attachment currently referred to as a COEGR (Cyclical Organic Electricity Grid Refueler) that will extract the thermal energy on a Hot Flash and store it for use on battery-operated devices, or be transmitted as electrical thermal energy into the power system and sold back to the major power companies.

This thermal energy collector has the likelihood to be known as one of the great Green Feats of all time.

Men and women of science are urgently studying the potential of converting the thermal energy created by the organic heat pump of adult females in menopause into what could become the next great inexhaustible energy source. Does it surprise you at all that it would be the women who eventually save our little planet Earth? Since they're going to take it over one day anyways, they may as well save it first. Our recent population studies indicate that the time is now for a thermal energy program like this. The current collective aggregate of Hot Flash power can be domesticated to satisfy our thermal energy requirements. Woman Powered thermal energy could well become the Mother Of All Green Feats .

The capture of this environmentally friendly thermal energy reservoir may be the catalyst required worldwide to change our abuse of nature, to a level that mankind has never seen before. The evidence that women have all the power will be even more apparent, plus they will also BE the power, and at the same time solidify perpetual control of Earth to the natural caregivers of the planet - Womankind. The popularity of 40-something females, will grow to a staggering level and they will naturally take charge of society once and for all.

The day will arrive in the not too distant future, men with their cellphones, PDA's and iPhones, and kids with their Nintendo Wii's and iPods will cherish the presence of the menopausal woman for the charge of their "environmentally friendly" thermal energy. The "radiance" of a woman's hot flash in menopause will change from the terror it ingrains in the population at large presently, to one of admiration as we will all know, the fact that she is not only the giver of Life to all, but is also the provider of Power for our beloved family and to his precious "Crackberry".

Imagine a time when you'll be able to plug a laptop into a COEGR thermal energy device and charge the battery! The Woman in menopause will without a doubt become the most popular and coveted individuals around,(except I think they already are now...) Power hungry mortals will seek them in shopping centers, as we come to grips with the fact that they "Got The Power"! Department Stores could run the lighting for their complex on the thermal energy of their female shoppers! Ladies, can you say BARTER? What a discount proposition, "You supply me light, I supply you a price reduction.

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